Hazy daze on Twitter

SINGAPORE - The skies are filled with smog, the PSI is off the charts and those precious N95 masks are sold out everywhere.

So what do bored Singaporeans do when they are stuck indoors? They tweet, of course — probably to the dismay of our friends at the Social Development Network.

Funny woman Michelle Chong shared photos of the view from her window and a view of her wall. Except, er, we can’t quite tell which is which.

If you squint hard enough, you’ll see other funny tweets floating around. Here are some of them.

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CHUA ENLAI (@chuaenlai)

He says: I used to have neighbours. They have since disappeared from sight. #sghaze

We say: What did you say? We can’t read your tweet

ERVIN HAN (@ErvinHan)

He says: True love is easier to find than a N95 mask now. #sghaze

We say: One takes your breath away, one gives it back to you. So we’ll pick the masks anytime, thank you.

CHRIS (@CrispyEgg)

He says: I just burped into my N95 mask. Totally forgot about the potential backfire. #sghaze

We say: Argh.

SASHA TAN (@topsash)

She says: That awkward moment when your ex calls you from Sg to say the #sghaze is so bad, he’s dying, wants to die together and “you’re mine”.

We say: That escalated quickly.

SONGHUA (@songboh)

He says: I went to Watsons and asked the staff if they still have mask. She brought me to the shelf with all the facial masks -.-

We say: The haze is bad for skin too!

SO SINGAPORE (@SoSingaporean)

He/She says: #ReplaceMovieNamesWithHaze 500 Days of Haze #touchwood #sosingaporean

We say: #TOUCHWOOD #YOURHEAD.

ZOE SUGG (@zoellamyella)

She says: #ReplaceMovieNamesWithHaze Hazey Potter and the complaining singaporeans.

We say: Avada Kedavra, Hazey Potter!

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